Barack Obama’s Hilarious “Re-Introduction” to the American People

Barack Obama at the White House Press Correspondent’s Dinner in DC,

“My name is Barack Obama. My mother was born in Kansas. My father was born in Kenya. And I was born, of course, in Hawaii.”

Okay. Okay. I got this one. Joe Wilson step up here with me and say it out loud
You lie!

Barack Obama opened last night’s White House Correspondents Dinner – an annual hardy har fest with D.C. reporters and pop culture celebrities – with a pair of jokes and a wink about his supposed Hawaii birthplace.
He a reference to April 28 of last year, when the White House released to the press a copy of his purported long-form birth certificate, a move prompted in part by calls from Donald Trump to see evidence of Obama’s eligibility to be president.

“My fellow Americans, we gather during a historic anniversary,” Obama said. “Last year at this time, in fact on this very weekend, we finally delivered justice to one of the world’s most notorious individuals.”
Video screens in the room then flashed a photo of Trump.

Obama then explained he had been counseled by his advisors to take advantage of every opportunity to reintroduce himself to America.

“My name is Barack Obama. My mother was born in Kansas. My father was born in Kenya. And I was born, of course,” the sitting president said with a mischievous, knowing wink, “in Hawaii.”
Oddly enough, the first thing they ask you to do when you take the witness stand is to state your identity and where you came from.

Another introduction to you is not neccessy for the American people. We’ve had a 39 month long introduction to you. Unemployment is 10%, almost half of US households are on food stamps, residential real estate values are down by 30%, gasoline is $4 a gallon, the process of destroying the finest health care system ever known to mankind has begun, and Iran is within months of developing a nuclear weapon, religious institutions are under assault, you have nationalized American buisnesses, added trillions to the national debt, and you are exacerbating racial and class divisions. Yes, Osama, we have a *very* good idea who you are, thank you very much!

“My name is Barack Obama. My mother (who was a bohemian beatnik proto-hippie) born in Kansas. My father (who was a Marxist senior economist in the Kenyan Ministry of Finance ) was born in Kenya (as were most of your relatives,at least two of whom are currently living in the US in blatant violation of Federal law).And I was born, of course,” the sitting president said with a mischievous, knowing wink, “well,that’s a secret”

I think a much more appropriate introduction might have begun with words like these;
Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a man of wealth and taste
I’ve been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man’s soul and faith

HOO HOO (tip o’ the hat to Mick Jagger and the Stones Sympathy For The Devil)

Yeah, Obama, I remember how Hawaii’s new Governor Abercrombie promised, once in office, to go to the proper state bureaucracy and personally have them find your original birth certificate. Boy, that story died a sudden death and was never heard from again.

Why did Obama send his lawyer to Honolulu to courier the document back to the White House? I mean, there’s Federal Express! Hell, there’s even the USPS! How many dollars an hour do they charge?

But of course I lack the reptilian brain of a Chicago community organizer. Obama knows he can prove to a syncophantic media what he needs to prove if push ever comes to shove. Meanwhile, time for some head games. Such as sending his lawyers to ‘retrieve’ this imaginary long form original and then post a forgery?

Doubling down on his in-your-face illegitimacy…
Barry knows the posse is coming for him!

It is interesting to note that Obama had to produce the long form of birth certificate (which the press said didn’t exist) after Trump pressured him.
The joke is on the American people. While the smiling and winking Marxist makes jokes about his radical agenda and being born in Kenya, the elites and idiot celebrities in attendance laugh and congratulate themselves for being part of the “in” crowd. Meanwhile, Barry has destroyed the economy, given the Middle East to the Muslim Brotherhood, and generally been a disgraceful president while still managing to play 100+ rounds of golf.

Man oh Man these elitists. All of them, Republicans and Democrats alike. The country is falling apart while they stuff their fat faces with expensive food and booze. I hope the next POTUS boycotts this self-congratulatory and self-indulgent tradition that is an example everything about our political system that is corrupt and disgusting.

I did find it funny that even his writers thought to play with his birth. And his strategists probably thought that was good — if you joke about something, it shows that it’s not real. Not so fast. Why do people believe every joke Jon Stewart says is real? Why do people think that from Sarah Palin said that she could see Matruska dolls dancing and old men playing chess and drinking vodka from her porch? Because a SNL screenwriter put those words in Tina Fey’s mouth and it became reality for most people.
Obama is using ridicule to demonize and marginalize anyone who questions his legitimacy. That is the reason the term “birther” was coined, i.e., anyone who questions the authenticity of his birth certificate or Constitutionality to hold the office is a tin foil hat wearer who must be laughed at as some sort of lunatic. Freeze the target, polarize it, and then pour on the ridicule are tried and true tactics right out of Allinsky’s Rules For Radicals.

Obama also “insulted” Republicans for not passing any laws. (which of course translates as not expanding government control over Americans, and not spending our children into debtors prison)
But than it figures that a Fabian socialist, Marxist, crony capitalist fascist statist would think that remark is an insult.
Most law that the US Congress passes these days represents a loss of liberty.
I would judge the validity of future Congresses by the number of laws they REPEAL.

Socialists, Marxists, perverts, racists, abortionists, welfare parasites, pseudo intellectual misfits, tree huggers, anthropogenic Global Warming advocates, Hollywood weirdos, and other assorted seditionists were representative of many in this conglomerate of anti American misfits.

But Obama touched on serious themes as well, remembering The New York Times’ Anthony Shadid and Marie Colvin of the Sunday Times of London who died while covering the uprising in Syria.
“Never forget that our country depends on you to help protect our freedom, our democracy and our way of life,” Obama said.
Most presidents reserve that sort of statement for the U.S. Armed Forces. I guarantee you that Obama would not lavish such praise on a press that was hostile to him.

A Malignant Narcissist’s ‘humor’ is petty and vindictive. But of course his knee-padder presstitutes laugh their lefty butts off. If nothing else, at least Obama’s reign of evil has opened the eyes of at least some of the lagging holdouts who trusted the MSM. A small silver lining in a monster-sized dark cloud.

And with that I would conclude by saying, Barack Hussein Obama Umm Ummmm Ummmmm!!!!!


  1. Snapped

  2. Like he almost knows, Robert.

  3. that was a great critique. I am glad to see Larry Sinclair has won his lawsuit against him that Parisi Whitehouse porn site ex owner brought against him, Now if someone can prove they used campaign money to shut Sinclair up, Not the lie they used for decorations for louisianna rally’s.
    I think we have a trial going on with Edwards using money to hide a big secret!!!!
    Keep up the good work Sarge

  4. Nicky Schlichtherle

    This is so interesting! I don’t think you’ve taken into account what happens day to day, but still a good post.

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