Shouldn’t America’s Number 1 Fitness Expert Know How to Do a Proper Pushup?

Slobbering media sycophantic reports notwithstanding, half-assed Michelle, and I use the term figuratively, continues her outreach to the key Obama constituency, the low/no information, celebutard worshipping voter, showing with Jimmy Fallon that she still can’t do a proper pushup. She did those same affirmative action, half pushups she did when she “beat” Ellen in a pushup contest!

Or maybe she just figures that we need to make allowances for her pushups, just as they did when they admitted her to Princeton and Harvard

Yes, when it comes to pushups, I do know what I’m talking about.