Write your own joke, and please post it in the comments. From Politico: 

Actress Claire Danes got a special request to hang out with President Bill Clinton on Sunday.

The “Homeland” star told Access Hollywood that Clinton “asked if I would come and meet him in some special room” after they both appeared at the Golden Globes.

When she arrived, Clinton was “talking to Jessica Alba and Rosario Dawson,” Danes said. “I thought, ‘Wow.’  He’s amazing. He’s, you know, an icon.”

“Icon.” That’s one word for it. I can think of others.

Maybe he needs some help polishing that “Father of the Year” trophy, or polishing something.