The Obama Girls are Off Limits, Unless They Can Improve Their Parents’ Image

On yesterday’s show, during the segment in which I played the excellent responses by Texas Senator Ted Cruz to David “Howdy Doody” Gregory’s silly questions about the NRA ad exposing Obama as a phony, elitist limousine liberal, I mentioned this CNN report that I had seen earlier in the day. It aired again this morning. It was the usual slobbering drivel that you would expect, celebrating the wonderful family that the Obamas have managed to create, despite the stress of living at a level of luxury unheard of in all of human history. Here’s the portion, in which we learn–I hope the you are sitting down!–that Malia does her own laundry–Gasp! Also, we learn that they watch only 2 hours of television a week. I wish I could get away with that, but I watch so you don’t have to.

(By the way, was delicious to watch, and to hear, Sen. Cruz talk about the wealthy “outsourcing” their security right in the face of David “The Laws are for the little people” Gregory, so if you missed the show, please check it out.)