$8000 Doesn’t Seem Like Enough. Forced to Listen to “It’s a Small World” on Endless Loop!

They should try this on the remaining dead enders at Gitmo. It would break them faster than waterboarding. From USA Today:

An attorney says a disabled man was awarded $8,000 by Disneyland after the “It’s A Small World” ride broke down, stranding him for a half hour while the theme song played continuously.

Lawyer David Geffen says Jose Martinez didn’t medically stabilize for three hours after the ride broke down in 2009.

If that doesn’t work, they could try this.

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