Today I heard Rush Limbaugh touting email addresses with the protocol “reagan.com.” For only $40.00 per year, you can have your very own Reagan email address. Whoop-de-doo! I can’t wait to be email@example.com!!! What? Already taken? Stupid Sassy.
My disappointment notwithstanding, I thought of some other protocols that might be popular with certain segments of the population. Coincidentally, they’re all named after liberals. So. here goes, the address protocols and their corresponding target audience:
pelosi.com—————————–victims of medical malpractice in cosmetology
cspancaller.com———————-people being kept alive by machines
mikemadigan.com——————-third world dictators
I’m sure there’re more, but for now, even at $20 bucks apiece, I’m rich; that is, if I can get the government to subsidize the payments…