It’s Me Again, Dana, Here to Tell You About Another Heroic Dog Who Saved Her Family

Yes, I am one of the two canine associate producers of The Teri O’Brien Show, and being a dog, I know how great the show is because if you can say one thing about us dogs, it is that we are great listeners. Haven’t you noticed that? We never interrupt or try to change the subject when you’re talking.

My mommy and daddy adopted me from a shelter. They also rescued my brother, who is probably part pit bull. No one is sure, but I have noticed that he’s very protective of my mommy, and I’m pretty sure that he would give up his life for all of us. I saw this story, and this dog, Sammie, reminds of my brother. She looks a lot like him, and she was also rescued from a shelter.

Good girl, Sammie!

It’s Me, Associate Producer Dana, Here to Say “Stupid PETA! I So Hate Them!”

My mommy told me about this story about PETA killing dogs,Dana copy and I was so upset that I didn’t even want a MilkBone. Well, almost. Anyway, I used to think PETA cared about us animals. Then I grew up. Sort of like my daddy, who actually voted for some really stupid, incompetent guy named Jimmy Carter, who I think was pretending to be president of the United States or something  back in the olden days. My mommy makes fun of my daddy for that vote, and he knows he deserves it, so he laughs when she does it. I can’t laugh, though, about what PETA has been up to while pretending to care about us.

My brother and I are both former shelter dogs  I thank God that we didn’t end up in the “compassionate” hands of PETA! Yikes, the only thing worse would have been to end up on Barry Soetoro’s dinner plate!

My mommy has a fur coat, by the way, which in PETA’s eyes makes her an evil, uncaring human, demonstrating once again, that liberals are stupid hypocrites.

Silly Humans. I Hope You Guys Didn’t Spend a Lot on This Study!

Never doubt me. Just like my mommy!

Never doubt me. Just like my mommy!

Apparently humans have just done a study and they came to a stunning conclusion. I hope that you are sitting down. We dogs know when you’re watching us, and when you are, we are on our best behavior. From the Toronto Star story, “Dogs steal more food when nobody is looking, study finds.”

Dogs steal significantly more food when the room is dark, so humans can’t catch them in the act, a study shows.

The results indicate that dogs understand the human perspective and take into account what the human can or cannot see, according to Dr. Juliane Kaminski of the University of Portsmouth.

Duh! Of course we understand your perspective. Are you going to tell me that ANYONE understands you better than your dog? Of course not!