The Chicago Cubs Have a New Mascot, and It’s REALLY Stupid-Looking

PrintSeriously? Who dreamed up this retro mess, a goofy looking pantless bear? This team being from Chicago I’m tempted to think it must be some alderman’s brother-in-law, or Rahm Emanuel’s cousin’s daughter, or some other person who doesn’t violate the “We don’t want nobody nobody sent” rule. It’s already inspiring some unfortunate suggestions that people do perverted things to it, and they are taking up with suggestion enthusiastically. (Link to the perversion in the sidebar of the page we link to here.)

Is that justified? What do you think?


  1. AGREED! It would have made more sense to have a “Goat!” It could have even broken the curse!

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