Debate Haiku

As you know, haiku is a form of poetry, in which there are three lines. The first line has five syllables. The second line has seven, and the last line has five. Here are some haikus inspired by last night’s presidential debate. Enjoy!

Slobbering press fans
are thunderstruck watching it.
The One lays an egg.

Magnificent Mitt scores
as empty suit watches stunned.
Real smart guy that Mitt.

Jackass Obama
regains his voice the next day.
TelePrompTer back.

Let me help you Chris.
Your man crush Barry is dull.
That’s why he did lose.

Liberals go nuts
Say Mitt Romney lies a lot.
They are projecting.

Sarah felt sorry
for floundering president.
I felt his pain too.


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