With all the hand wringing on whether or not Kim Jung Un is capable of nuclear war, whether or not he has ‘married’ nuclear devises to missiles, what should be done about it… Blah, blah, Blahblahblah blah.
Let’s trick the lad. Let’s Surrender. That’s right, surrender. All it would take is an Executive Order.
Obama needs to show the world we are no longer the ‘bully’ of the world, forcing little countries to starve or convert to capitalism. America needs to come down a notch. Just surrender. Let Little Kim take over and solve our unemployment problem with work gangs and gulags! Think how quickly the illegal aliens would flee once the occupiers landed!
The first problem Little Kim could solve is the monetary crisis. As Victor, he would be obliged to rebuild our nation! Free homes for everyone! Free medicine! A state run media! Mandatory education for all!
Just think of the 99% election turnouts! We would never have to debate gun control legislation! PETA would never have to worry about stray cats and dogs ever again! The environmentalists would be so pleased to see everyone become vegans and eating grass seed.
While we are at it, we might as well surrender to the Taliban, too. Think of the cool houses of worship we could build.
What would be the difference from what we have now? At least we avoid nuclear war.