A portion of the chapter “C” is for Chicago in my new book, The ABC’s of Barack Obama: Understanding God’s Greatest Gift to America:
Some bitter clingers who are too dumb to appreciate how lucky we are to have Barack Obama mock his many observant and intelligent admirers by making lame jokes about how his fans think he walks on water. Of course, that is ridiculous. Barack does not walk on water, mainly because he doesn’t want to. If he did it, even once, just for fun, the haters would say he should walk to Hawaii for his annual Christmas vacation to save taxpayer money. Anyway, as miraculous as it might appear if he did walk on water, the real miracle is one that he has performed beautifully; specifically, emerging from the stinking slough of cronyism and corruption of Chicago, dry, sweet-smelling and prepared to rescue America with his healing hope and change.