Is There Anything Michelle Can’t Do?

So asks actor Samuel L. Jackson, another example of the undeniable truth that actors should stick to memorizing and reciting what smart people write. From The Hill:

“Michelle is Superwoman. What can’t she do?” he told Newsweek this week. “That’s why people love her. She can be on the Supreme Court and anywhere else she wants. She can be the president. She’s history and she’ll stay history because she is so amazingly smart and together.”

Let’s see …is there nothing Michelle can’t do? How about

  • Cool her heels for a couple of hours and take the same plane as her husband when they go on vacation to save the taxpayers several hundred thousand dollars?
  • Talk without using the annoying phrase “you know” incessantly?
  • See how ridiculous it looks for a woman with an enormous posterior to lecture the whole world about fitness and nutrition?

Can you add to the list?

One comment

  1. have a coherent thought?
    be “proud” of a country that has acted as policeman to bullies all over the world way before she was born?
    Not lecture people on nutrition when you can see her ass fro space?
    Not be a blot on humanity?
    Wear clothes that don’t make her look like Bertha butt?
    Act like a person instead of Queen of the Nile?
    Live like a decent person instead of like a gangsta rappa’s ho spending other people’s money like water?
    I could do this forever.

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