Post-Election Haiku: Michelle Obama Edition

Haiku 1:

Michelle Obama

Food and nutrition expert

You can see her butt from space.

Haiku 2:

Repellant Michelle

Cheers her husband’s re-election

Plans luxury trips.

Haiku 3:

Michelle says “you know”

at least four times per sentence.

She has no PromTer.


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