Well, if Jekyll or Hyde was also a congenital liar…
From The New York Post:
Hillary Clinton has a “Jekyll and Hyde” personality that left White House staffers scared stiff of her explosive — and even physical — outbursts, an ex-Secret Service officer claims in a scathing new tell-all.
Gary Byrne, who was posted outside the Oval Office when Bill Clinton was president, portrays Hillary as too “erratic, uncontrollable and occasionally violent” to become leader of the free world, according to advance promotional materials exclusively obtained by Page Six.
The allegations from Byrne, a 29-year veteran of the military and federal law enforcement, threaten to derail her campaign days before she is expected to clinch the Democratic presidential nomination.
He describes Hillary Clinton as acting friendly one moment, then raging the next.
The book claims she repeatedly screamed obscenities at her husband, Secret Service personnel and White House staffers — all of whom lived in terror of her next tirade.
Secret Service agents had discussions about the possibility that they would have to protect Bill from his wife’s physical attacks, Byrne writes, and the couple had one “violent encounter” the morning of a key presidential address to the nation.
Meanwhile, a paranoid Hillary Clinton tried to have the Secret Service banned from the White House and once tried to ditch her security detail, Byrne says.
Hillary paranoid? You mean the way a person who was the Secretary of State would have to be to set up an outlaw private e-mail server in her house to avoid FOIA requests?
Ok, I know what you are thinking. What story about the Clintons could be complete without something about Bill’s dalliances?
Byrne says he walked into a room where the president was “involved inappropriately with a woman” who was neither his wife nor Lewinsky.
And he says he once threw out a White House towel stained with a woman’s lipstick — and the president’s “bodily fluids.”
Byrne describes arriving for work one day in 1995 following a loud fight between the Clintons the night before.
The dust-up, he says, left a light blue vase “smashed to bits” and Bill sporting a “real, live, put-a-steak-on-it black eye.
Imagine if Hillary became president–repress that gag reflex and stay with me–and Bill showed up to light the White House Christmas tree with a shiner? Would he say that he walked in to a closet door, or fell down the stairs in the dark because he forgot where the bathroom is?
Hillary, look at it this way. If you don’t win, you have another opportunity. I know that you don’t need money because you are no longer broke, as you were when you left the White House. Still, if you want to do something other than sit around the house waiting for the next coughing attack, there’s always room for another reality show. Why should that icky Donald Trump have all the fun? How does “Real Househusband of Little Rock” sound?