“Obama Should be an Amtrak Porter”: Couplets from Producer Thomas

Inspired by Teri’s statement on Facebook that “Barack Obama lied, people died,” I have come up with some alternative, and equally inspired couplets. Enjoy!

“Ambassador got whacked while Obama jacked.”

“The Ambassador showed guts while Obama played with his nuts.”

“Seals killed by a mortar, Obama should be an Amtrak porter.”