Thanks to President Obama, the evil Republicans were finally forced to allow the omniscient and all good federal government to take a little bit more money from rich people. I’m really glad. Those damn rich people were really getting on my nerves with all their money. They have way more than they need. Take Donald Trump. Does he really need that fancy helicopter? I don’t have one, why should he? Yes, I know, the tax increase is not going to force him to give it up, but perhaps our government should set their sites on making him share it. For example, let’s say I want to go to Six Flags Great America next July 4. The traffic is horrible. Why can’t I reserve Donald Trump’s helicopter to pick me up and drop me off and bring me home again? That would be more fair than just letting Trump hog it SOLELY BECAUSE HE OWNS IT. And what good would that helicopter be anyway if not for the taxpayer supported infrastructure (like the airport and the road to the airport) that Trump uses.
I don’t get these Republicans. What’s with this private property thing anyway? Nothing is really private, or I should say, nothing has any worth without the federal government to support it. Why don’t rich people get it. Sell the yacht and sponsor a teacher (oops- I mean educator) and make sure that the most important job in the country is properly compensated. If anyone in our country should be rich, its teach- er, educators. They do everything for the children. C’mon, you rich bastards, ante up.
Speaking of the children, President Obama and the democrats are doing a lot for the children as well. By making sure none of them have the opportunity to get rich (by saddling them with student loan debt, medicaid and social security debt, pension debt and debt in general), our President is assuring them a future wherein they will never have to bitch about taxes on the rich. There won’t be any. (Rich that is; there’ll be plenty of taxes.)
UPDATED: To include the audio of the One talking about abortion and pandering to his moronic base
In certain godless communist hellholes, what Karl Marx liked to call “the masses” live in miserable poverty and slavery, so that the political royalty can live in luxury. The dictators in charge use both hard and soft methods to maintain control of their populations. The former techniques include torture, murder, terrorism and just general brutality. The softer side of dictatorship consists of controlling information available to the people, limiting it to regime-friendly propaganda. North Korea and Cuba spring to mind.
After seeing Jay Leno’s fawning interview with Barack Obama from last night’s “Tonight Show,” it’s clear that if he’s looking for a change of pace, Jay can cruise right into a job hosting a show on North Korean TV. It was a series of scripted opportunities and set up questions, designed to let the Dear Reader attempt to regain some of his alleged “like ability,” which has always been completely lost of me, frankly, and once again distract voters from issues like the rotten economy and his unraveling foreign policy with questions about his daughters’ Halloween costumes, what super power he’d like to have, and what he can do about the NHL lockout. It was also an opportunity for the One to assert his talking points in a fun, entertaining way, perfect for the low-information cohort that is the democrats’ chief constituency.
Here are just a couple examples:
Here, Barry recites his planned applause line, in which he courageously declares that “rape is rape.”
Here, Barry explains how important the upcoming election is because of the Supreme Court, and repeats left-wing lie about Planned Parenthood being a major provider of mammograms. BTW, who explained the phrase “Supreme Court” to this audience?
Here, B. Hussein delivers one of the clever lines he wrote for his new stump speech, about “Romnesia.” He should stick to letting his writers write the comedy.
Here, Jay gives Barry a chance to recite the “zinger” they prepared about Donald Trump, to mock those idiot “birthers.”