Haiku 1:
Michelle Obama
Food and nutrition expert
You can see her butt from space.
Haiku 2:
Repellant Michelle
Cheers her husband’s re-election
Plans luxury trips.
Haiku 3:
Michelle says “you know”
at least four times per sentence.
She has no PromTer.
Haiku 1:
Barack Obama
Petulant angry manchild
Romney cleaned his clock.
Haiku 2:
Obama lying
Staring daggers at Romney
Stick a fork in him.
Haiku 3:
Michelle living large
on taxpayers’ dime for years
Call the movers now
Bombastic Biden
Bullying lying blowhard
His antics thrill Matthews.
Last night we saw Joe
Crazy old man off his meds
No fool like old fool.
Four dead Americans
Joe said Barry didn’t know
Libya’s dangerous.
Joe shows leftist plan
Mock, express outrage and lie
Joe, your time has passed.
As you know, haiku is a form of poetry, in which there are three lines. The first line has five syllables. The second line has seven, and the last line has five. Here are some haikus inspired by last night’s presidential debate. Enjoy!
Slobbering press fans
are thunderstruck watching it.
The One lays an egg.
Magnificent Mitt scores
as empty suit watches stunned.
Real smart guy that Mitt.
Jackass Obama
regains his voice the next day.
TelePrompTer back.
Let me help you Chris.
Your man crush Barry is dull.
That’s why he did lose.
Liberals go nuts
Say Mitt Romney lies a lot.
They are projecting.
Sarah felt sorry
for floundering president.
I felt his pain too.