Screw up and Move Up: Rocket to the Top with Hillary’s Clinton’s No-Fail Crisis Management Strategy

Cross-posted at ClashDaily

What difference at this point does it make if 4 Americans got killed on my watch?

What difference at this point does it make if 4 Americans got killed on my watch?

Any life coach will tell you, the way to key to reaching the top in our modern world is to model success, as in find someone who has arrived and use that person as a template. I mention our modern world because, back in the day, they didn’t have life coaches. They were too busy trying to avoid dying of starvation or frostbite. Today we have different, modern problems, like what to do about cutthroat competition and backstabbing, two-faced colleagues. If there’s anyone who can provide a roadmap for navigating these choppy waters, it’s Hillary Clinton. She knows how to deal with being victimized by evil cabals of conspirators determined to destroy her and her husband. How powerful are the strategies I’m about to share? When Hillary’s husband, then President Bill Clinton was accused of taking advantage of a twenty-one-year-old intern who worked in the White House, she sprung into action, calling out those vicious conspirators and their smear campaign. On January 27, 1998, she appeared with Matt Lauer on NBC’s “Today” Show. Here’s part of that exchange:

LAUER: Let me take you and your husband out of this for a second. Bill and Hillary Clinton aren’t involved in this story. If an American president had an adulterous liaison in the White House and lied to cover it up, should the American people ask for his resignation?

CLINTON: Well, they should certainly be concerned about it.

LAUER: Should they ask for his resignation?

CLINTON: Well, I think that—if all that were proven true, I think that would be a very serious offense. That is not going to be proven true. I think we’re going to find some other things. And I think that when all of this is put into context, and we really look at the people involved here, look at their motivations and look at their backgrounds, look at their past behavior, some folks are going to have a lot to answer for.

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Unfortunately for Mrs. Clinton, DNA evidence from what we can delicately refer to as Bill Clinton’s bodily fluids on an infamous blue dress proved that the allegations were true, and Bill was the one who had a lot to answer for.  Regardless, he didn’t resign and everyone decided to “move on.” Then Hillary became a U.S. Senator and the Secretary of State, and Bill became a highly regarded elder statesman! Where in the world is Matt Lauer? Exactly.

So how do you do it? Just follow this simple roadmap.

Create a superstar image. 

Fernando said it is more important to look good than to feel good, and it’s also more important to have the image than to have the reality, an image that means “everybody knows” that you will handle any challenge brilliantly because, unlike the rest of the losers in this country, you are exceptionally smart, well-educated and über competent. Up until very recently, “everybody” in the parentheses, my nickname for the East and Left Coasts, and even many people in actual America, “knew” that Barack Obama is extremely capable, unflappable, classy, articulate and extraordinarily intelligent, despite the complete absence of any objective evidence to support any of those assertions. That was the “Obama brand.” You need to start working on this as soon as you can, preferably before you step in anything that can be pinned on you. Despite mounting evidence that the quickest way to wring every drop of common sense out of a human brain is to subject it to an Ivy League college, it seems to help with this brand building.

Create an alternative scenario.

When a major screw up occurs on your watch, present an alternative story. It can be only marginally plausible. It’s only there to create the impression that you may not be responsible. For example, after four Americans were murdered on 9/11/12 in Benghazi, Sec, of State Hillary greeted the victims coffins, and, in the presence of the grieving families, she said “We’ve seen rage and violence directed at American embassies over an awful Internet video that we had nothing do to with.” We now know that the Obama administration knew within hours that the Benghazi attack was a terrorist act that had nothing to do with some YouTube video that almost no one knew existed. Was Hillary actually going to say THAT? Of course not! That’s no way to escape blame and help her boss Barack Obama get re-elected. Success means keeping your priorities straight, Kids.

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Deflect Blame with Outrage

The use of feigned outrage is one of the favorite go-to plays in the liberal playbook for good reason. This tactic interrupts anyone planning to hold you accountable for screwing the pooch. It throws these unsuspecting suckers, who might have reasonably expected you to be contrite, off their obnoxious and counter-productive blame game. Your supporters will rally to your cause, inspired by your gutsy, full-throated cry “What difference at this point does it make?

Accept Responsibility, Sort of

Arrange an event at a friendly venue to express your regret over what happened in that situation where “mistakes were made.” After all, how can you not feel bad when tragedy strikes? It’s not like you are actually saying it was your fault, something that you definitely want to avoid at all costs.

If Anyone Brings it Up Again, Remind Them That You’ve Already Accepted Responsibility

When you are up for that next promotion, there will almost certainly be some naysayers who try to say you shouldn’t be eligible until you explain how things got so screwed up while you were in charge. Remember, I mentioned those two-faced backstabbers, right? So, here’s where you remind everyone that the situation they are dredging up is old news, something for which you’ve already offered a complete and conclusive explanation, and even expressed regret. Boom! Problem solved.

These simple strategies will ensure that no matter how much you mess up and then lie to cover it up, you will retain the status of a bonafide A-player, destined for great things.

As it turns out these tips are so powerful that they deal with all those pesky bodily fluids, including the blood of dead American diplomats.

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Obama’s Sequester Con, Plus This Worm Didn’t Do Any Worse in North Korea Than the Last One, Show Notes: 3-3-13

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Thanks to our guest, Peter J. Wallison, Arthur F. Burns Fellow in Financial Policy Studies at AEI, general counsel of the US Treasury Department and White House counsel to President Ronald Reagan, and author of Bad History, Worse Policy: How a False Narrative About the Financial Crisis Let to the Dodd-Frank Act.

Thanks to my friend Matt Baker for the two cool new promos for the show!

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Amazon.com: Bad History, Worse Policy: How a False Narrative About the Financial Crisis Led to the Dodd-Frank Act (9780844772387): Peter J. Wallison: Books

As Cuts Loom and Public Shrugs, NY Times Suddenly Spins Other Way on Sequestration | NewsBusters

SL (Smart Listener) Mensa sent us these quotes from John Maynard Keynes, which I wanted to share since we were talking about all the Keynesian crap that Gene Sperling and Barack Obama are trying to sell you. Link here. Don’t be played.)

“I believe that in many cases the ideal size for the unit of control and organisation lies somewhere between the individual and the modern State. I suggest, therefore, that progress lies in the growth and the recognition of semi-autonomous bodies within the State-bodies whose criterion of action within their own field is solely the public good as they understand it, and from whose deliberations motives of private advantage are excluded…”

“For my part I think that capitalism, wisely managed, can probably be made more efficient for attaining economic ends than any alternative system yet in sight, but that in itself it is in many ways extremely objectionable. Our problem is to work out a social organisation which shall be as efficient as possible without offending our notions of a satisfactory way of life.”

-John Maynard Keynes

Washington’s Economic Boom, Financed by You – NYTimes.com (While the rest of the country suffered in the Obama economy, Washington D.C. was a boom town, thanks to tax dollars. Now we are supposed to feel bad because some federal employees might be furloughed for a day or two?)

Review & Outlook: World Doesn’t End, Obama Hardest Hit – WSJ.com

Review & Outlook: President Armageddon – WSJ.com

Shepherds and Sheep | RealClearPolitics (the column I mentioned when talking to our guest Peter Wallison, containing the lines “Yes, we all make mistakes. But do governments not make bigger and more catastrophic mistakes?”)

Dennis Rodman and His New BFF,  Nork Dictator Kim Jong Un (Thought Experiment: did he do any worse than Jimmy Carter in 1994? That’s a rhetorical question. The answer is no!)

Dennis Rodman calls Kim Jong-un ‘a great guy’ and defends North Korea trip | World news | guardian.co.uk

The Real Jimmy Carter: How Our Worst Ex-President Undermines American Foreign Policy, Coddles Dictators and Created the Party of Clinton and Kerry: Steven F. Hayward: Amazon.com: Books (Book I read from re the King of the Useful Idiots trip to North Korea in 1994, after which the grandfather of the current dictator allegedly died from laughing after negotiating with Jimmuh.)

Justice Scalia’s comment during last week’s oral argument over Sec. 5 of the Voting Rights Act has Left even more unhinged than usual because he accurately described “preclearance,” what was supposed to be a temporary remedy as “racial entitlement.”

Soundbite I didn’t have time to play, in which liberals express outrage over Court invalidating legislative enactment. From MS-NBC’S “Up with Chris Hayes,” featuring Judith Browne Dianis, of something called the Advanceproject.org, and Akhil Reed Amar, of Yale Law School. Thought experiment: will they feel the same way about the Court reviewing the Defense of Marriage Act?

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Redistricting, Race, and the Voting Rights Act > Publications > National Affairs (thorough explanation of this law, and especially the changes to Section 5 over the years, and why Justice Scalia was absolutely correct when he referred to “racial entitlement”)

‘Piers Morgan Tonight’ Hits Yearly Low in 25-54 Demographic – Ratings | TVbytheNumbers

‘Sequester Costs 750,000 Jobs’ From Those Folks Who Gave Us the Four-Million-Job Stimulus – Forbes

Florida sinkhole: ‘they could see his mattress poking out’ – video | World news | guardian.co.uk

Obama’s Sequester Con Blows up in His Face: Today on the Teri O’Brien Show

“Dumb, inexcusable and unnecessary.” That’s what Barack Obama called the unthinkable, the thing that he declared last fall would never happen, the so-called, “sequester,” mandatory reductions in the rate of growth for various federal agencies. Dumb, inexcusable, unnecessary, and also his idea, as it is now universally acknowledged. Here’s the reality: The One rolled the dice and he lost. He bet that the Republicans would be unwilling to allow the Defense Department, which is taking the brunt of the “cuts,” to see its budget reduced, and he was wrong. Now, he is engaging in a cringe-inducing, passive-aggressive game, one in which he says “If you don’t do what I want, and send more money to Washington for me to throw down various ratholes, I’m going to inflict as much pain as possible on the American people.” Thanks to Bob Woodward, everyone acknowledges that this horrible, unimaginably terrible reduction of 2.3% in the rate of growth in federal spending, yet he continues to refuse to own it. Is he delusional, and doesn’t he realize that the Lame Stream Media may be turning on him? This whole thing is starting to look like that Florida sinkhole, with Obama in the role of the guy who was swallowed.

This man’s unwillingness to accept responsibility for any of his actions is part of a pattern. He has spent to the last five years speechifying against “those who caused our economic problems in the first place,” by which he means the private sector in general, and those evil Wall Street profiteers specifically, several of whom became part of his administration. Our guest, Peter Wallison, Arthur F. Burns Fellow in Financial Policy Studies at AEI, general counsel of the US Treasury Department and White House counsel to President Ronald Reagan, will join us to discuss actual cause of the financial crisis of 2008. That’s the subject of his new book, Bad History, Worse Policy: How a False Narrative About the Financial Crisis Led to the Dodd-Frank Act. Surprise–the government, not the private sector, bears most of the responsibility, and “community organizers” like Barack Obama were instrumental in causing the mess in the first place. Whether it’s the sequester or the housing bubble, perhaps we should adopt the same policy that I advocated back in the day when O.J. Simpson was looking for “the real killer.” We should send the Celebutard-in-Chief a mirror.

Justice Scalia has the Left even more unhinged than usual over his comments in last Wednesdays oral arguments about Section 5 of the Voting Rights Act.

Tune in today for the rest of the story.

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No Fool Like an Old Fool: Warren Buffett

Yesterday on the Today Show, Warren Buffett brilliantly explained why raising taxes of people with high incomes is such an awesome idea. Did he cite reducing the $16 trillion debt, which will be $20 trillion by the time B. Hussein Obama is through? Granted, that would be a stupid reason, since sending your money to Washington, D.C. in the hope of that the weasels there will use it to pay down debt is like giving a crack addict your credit card so he can pay his rent. At least, though, that would have been a defensible position, based in economics and finance, not the sort of moronic, emotionally driven crap I’d expect to see on “Katie.” He said

Raising taxes on the rich won’t dampen economic growth and would “raise the morale of the middle class,” billionaire investor Warren Buffett told the TODAY show Tuesday. Echoing a theme he has stressed often, Buffett downplayed the idea that higher taxes for the wealthy, as proposed by the Obama administration as part of a deal to resolve the “fiscal cliff,” would scare off critical investment for job creation. Republicans argue that raising taxes on people in higher tax brackets would choke off investment and slow the economy at a time when it can ill afford it. Buffett disagrees. “No, and I think it would have a great effect on the morale of the middle class,” said Buffett, in the first of two live interviews with TODAY’s Matt Lauer. “They’ve had to watch guys like me pay below the rate by that paid by the people in my office.”

Seriously? Let me get this straight. An 82-year-old guy who has more money than God, and whose accumulated wealth will not be affected by his absurd tax proposals, wants to confiscate the earnings of other Americans and punish their success because it will make some other people feel good? And they will feel good because they are watching their fellow Americans be punished? I am personally insulted by the accusation that seeing the government steal from the productive would be a feel good moment for me. How about you? I don’t doubt that it would be one for Mr. Buffett, since like many of the very wealthy, he is apparently feeling oh so guilty about having a lot of money. So that he, many celebutards, and other people with more money than brains can absolve their guilt, we all should suffer under no-growth, high-tax policies.

By the way, Warren, how is it that you can be the “Oracle of Omaha” and not realize that if you want your secretary to pay taxes at the investment rate rather than the rate paid by wage earners, why don’t you just pay her in stock?

As my grandmother always said, there’s no fool like an old fool.

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