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El Supremo Jefe Obama Enacts the Dream Act on His Own

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The Obama administration will stop deporting and begin granting work permits to younger illegal immigrants who came to the U.S. as children and have since led law-abiding lives. The election-year initiative addresses a top priority of an influential Latino electorate that has been vocal in its opposition to administration deportation policies.

The policy change will affect as many as 800,000 immigrants who have lived in fear of deportation. It also bypasses Congress and partially achieves the goals of the so-called DREAM Act, a long-sought but never enacted plan to establish a path toward citizenship for young people who came to the United States illegally but who have attended college or served in the military.

Obama addressed the National Association of Latino Elected and Appointed Officials’ annual conference in Orlando, Fla.

Obama didn’t have much to work with. No court ruling, no new law, no proposed law, only a constitutionally spurious executive order! They had to use a version of Huissein’s patented mathemagicals ® to invent the rationale for securing 800,000 additional votes to Obama’s campaign. By the way, now you understand why Ricky Holder,s DOJ is adamant about not letting Florida remove those “illegal” voters from their rolls. We knew that when King Obama waved his Homeland Security magic wand that most of them would be made legal! After all why should you make the poor illegal aliens go through all the trouble of having to re-register?  ”A grant of deferred action is not immunity, it is not amnesty,” Napolitano told reporters. “It is an exercise of discretion.”

If you believe that it’s only 800 thousand then I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you.
We are talking 2 – 3 million, easy.
And that’s just Los Angeles County.

That 800K is a totally B.S. number. Makes for an acceptably deceptive sound bite for the babbling talking heads to spew, however, since under a million sounds like small potatoes relative to a national population of 310 million +.

Once they start processing these “children”, the number will be “unexpectedly” revised upward. We may be talking upwards of ten million or more when all is said and done. After all you now will have to include their parents, grandparents aunts and uncles since you cant be so cruel as to break up FAMILIES dontcha know

So …. he’s going to hand out hundreds of thousands of work permits when unemployment is at a 30-year low? This drives the labor rate down further and the unemployment rate further upward. Work permits make sense when you’re creating jobs, but not when jobs are scarce. I’m not sure that’s going to endear Obama to unions and blue-collar voters struggling to find work already.

In March 2011, speaking at Univision town hall in Washington, D.C., Barack Obama firmly stated that, as president, he can’t simply “suspend deportations” with only an executive order. “With respect to the notion that I can just suspend deportations through executive order, that’s just not the case, because there are laws on the books that Congress has passed,” President Obama said then.

His statement then was in response to this straight forward question, “What if at least you grant temporary protective status, TPS, to undocumented students? If the answer is yes, when? And if no, why not?”

For Immediate Release September 28, 2011
REMARKS BY THE PRESIDENT
IN AN “OPEN FOR QUESTIONS” ROUNDTABLE
“I just have to continue to say this notion that somehow I can just change the laws unilaterally is just not true. We are doing everything we can administratively. But the fact of the matter is there are laws on the books that I have to enforce. And I think there’s been a great disservice done to the cause of getting the DREAM Act passed and getting comprehensive immigration passed by perpetrating the notion that somehow, by myself, I can go and do these things. It’s just not true…
[W]e live in a democracy. You have to pass bills through the legislature, and then I can sign it. And if all the attention is focused away from the legislative process, then that is going to lead to a constant dead-end. We have to recognize how the system works, and then apply pressure to those places where votes can be gotten and, ultimately, we can get this thing solved. And nobody will be a stronger advocate for making that happen than me.”

Obama has reduced himself to using illegal alien children as human shields to remove attention from his economic failures.

According to Obama and even the anti-so called Birthers everyone is American until proven otherwise.
If you don’t need papers to live in the White House, why would we continue to require them to live in San Diego?

Obama has a minimal legal basis in ordering HHS and DOJ NOT to deport illegals that fit certain criteria – it can be defended under “prosecutorial discretion” and “setting priorities and allocating resources for law enforcement”.
But … that does not cover the issuance of work permits — that VIOLATES existing law, and a federal judge CAN prohibit that.

One of the articles of Nixon’s impeachment was breach of his constitutional oath of office to faithfully execute the laws of the country. Perhaps in anticipation of the SC decision in the AZ case, Obama decided to preempt its objective ahead of time. So in one stroke he violates state and federal law and thumbs his nose at SCOTUS. Trifecta! We are now a banana republic, Kenyan style.

The 14th Amendment, INTENDED by the framers to ONLY grant citizenship to emancipated slaves by overturning the Dred Scott decision, has been tortured beyond recognition by the radical left to also include so-called “anchor babies” born to women who sneak across the border to download junior HERE and bypass all the normal immigration processes described above.
By executive fiat, today Obama just took the first step to COMPLETELY open our borders (trust me, it is the first step only!) His action makes FOOLS of those who, played by the rules. It also makes fools of those waiting in those overseas lines to come here THE RIGHT WAY!!!

A nation without borders is NOT A NATION!!

Bottom line? If you are STILL unconvinced that this guy is a clear and present danger to YOUR way of life, you probably live in a refrigerator crate behind a vacant warehouse. And if that is NOT your current living condition, re-elect this guy and it shortly will be.

My dear black brothers ans sisters: Remember when the former President of Mexico said, “Mexicans will do the work even blacks won’t do.”? Well, insofar as the black unemployment rate is already much higher than the rest, how will you feel about your “messiah” obama taking even more of your jobs away by (unlawfully) “pardoning” 800,000 illegals? Yeah…he’s “got your back” alright, and shoving his marxist ideology right up it.

I despair as to deciding what should be done about the ever degenerating condition of much of the Black electorate who have embraced amoral liberalism and handouts for the supposed benefit of their tribe. It is a way of thought that is antithetical to the American principle of E Pluribus Unum. . It is Western civilization turned up-side-down.

White people too have lost quite a few of their own tribe to the same mentality. All of us suffer from it because the darkness of leftist ideology and and it’s aggressive and deadly amoral humanist philosphy. It is really a religion of darkness with liberals serving as aggressive and punitive missionaries.

The consequences are denied through rules of political correctness which makes the truth a crime and converts young people to the ideology/religion when they don’t have the information they need to the contrary.

To all unemployed citizens, especially those who have BO’s back:
Sen. Robert Menendez, D-New Jersey
“For all the young people who call this country their home but have been unable to fulfill their dreams, I am profoundly grateful to the President and the Administration for suspending the deportation of Dreamers. For these young men and women who want to become doctors, teachers, police officers and soldiers, this announcement will change their lives forever.”

I didn’t know there were so many unfilled jobs in this country that we have to allow others to live here illegally just to try to keep up with the demand… I so glad that our social services can be provided without ever having to consider the cost…. So glad that groups like La Raza promote assimiliation, of learning our language and embracing our culture… So glad that we don’t have to care about the background of those coming in, because we never have issues with crime…

But if you think that Obama is violating his oath, let me set you straight :
The Founding Fathers learned well from the fall of the Roman Republic.
Even in the heyday of the Republic, Rome had a convention of suspending civil government when the city was threatened, in favour of a temporary dictator. Cincinnatus was one of those dictators. That convention was the hook that Caesar Augustus used to establish the Empire. He clothed himself in the tradition of the temporary dictators – only in his case, it was permanent.
The United States has no such loophole. Even during the Civil War, when the U.S. government was at its most tyrannical with respect to civil liberties, elections were still held on schedule. President Lincoln had to run for re-election in 1864. As confirmed by World War II, even total war is no reason to suspend or even postpone elections. Americans have always had the right to change CinCs in mid-war, and still do.
Consequently, there’s no  loophole for a would-be Emperor like the Obamamessiah to exploit. America may degenerate into a dictatorship, but it surely would be an elective dictatorship. Sadly, the continuance of elections would make such dictators claim loudly that they aren’t really tyrants.

What a complete disaster Mr. Obama is. Next time, let’s hire a Natural Born Citizen for President.

So in conclusion, let me just say Barack Hussein Obama,  umm ummm ummmmm!!!!!

Obama and His Composite Girlfriends

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At the age of 22 Barack Obama had a strong ‘sexual warmth’ that overwhelmed his girlfriend at the time, according to a new book that identifies her for the first time.

Vivid diaries written by Austrailian exchange student Genevieve Cook reveal she was driven wild.

She said that on Sundays the future U.S. President loved to lounge around bare chested in a white and blue sarong whilst doing the newspaper crossword.

In a controversial claim she also recounted how he was deeply confused about his racial identity and ‘felt like an imposter because he was so white’. She also said that he didn’t “have a black bone in his body.”

In the end Cook said that Obama, who was raised in Hawaii by his white mother, decided that he needed to ‘go black’ because it was best for him.

Guy was 22 and wearing a sarong. It appears that he wasn’t just confused about his racial identity.

Have you ever checked out Obama as he deplanes AF1…he rides an invisible pony down the stairs….bouncing the tiny reins in his delicate hands

Lets revisit that statement Young Barack Obama had great ‘sexual warmth’ but…’didn’t have a black bone in his body’
Is that a polite way of saying that his “bone” was dimensionally challenged?

I venture to say that here wasn’t a black bone in HER body, either. But maybe HE actually DID have a black bone in his body. Reggie Love, pick up the white phone please!!!

Or maybe the “bone” was white? Paging Larry Sinclair!!!

I know you’ve all heard about Big Guy’s other composite girlfriend by now: Julia.

There are a lot of jokes flying around about composite GF’s like this one: “What’s the difference between a composite girlfriend and a pit bull? a pit bull is delicious.”

Van Jones quipped thusly on MSNBC not long ago, “I think if President Obama came out as gay he wouldn’t — President Obama is not going to lose the black vote no matter what he does,” in response to a question from host Alex Wagner about a potential loss of support among black voters if Obama came out in favor of same sex marriage. Was he testing the waters to gauge the response?

Could this explain as to why all the girlfriend’s stories are coming out this week, as opposed to all other weeks, The lawsuit Against Larry Sinclair was dismissed after the complainant failed to show Sinclair had published any knowingly false statementsg thus lending credibility to Larry Sinclair’s story: that he had homosexual relations with Obama. Obama’s handlers may be trying to get out in front of future revelations in time for Election Day confirming his rumored bisexuality, and that’s usually the kiss of death for a politician.

Barack also revealed his latest composite girlfriend — “Julia.” She’s worse than the old New York girlfriend. She seems to require massive government intervention at every significant stage of her life, from 3 to 67 years of age (they purposefully left out age 72, where she gets recycled intro Soylent Green after her Logan’s Run) She doesn’t seem to be able to accomplish anything without organizing her life around some form of Obama assistance every step of the way, from his “Head Start” program at the age of three through to his Social Security benefits at the age of 67. Everything good in her life she owes to his and Uncle Sugars beneficence. As Mark Steyn so aptly put it: “When she writes her memoir, it will be thanks to a subvention from the Federal Publishing Assistance Program for Chronically Dependent Women but you’ll love it: Sweet Dreams from My Sugar Daddy. She’s what the lawyers would call “non composite mentis.” She’s not competent to do a single thing for herself — and, from Barack’s point of view, that’s exactly what he’s looking for in a woman, if only for a one-night stand on a Tuesday in early November”.

Then there’s “Elizabeth,” a 62-year-old Democratic Senate candidate from Massachusetts. Like Barack’s white girlfriend, she couldn’t be black. She would if she could, but she couldn’t. But she could be a composite — a white woman and an Indian woman, composited and compressed! Indian insofar as checking the “Are you Native American?” box on the requisite form, which Elizabeth Warren did for much of her adult life. She says that she is part Cherokee and part Delaware. 1/32 to be exact!!!

Under the Third Reich’s Nuremberg Laws, Ms. Warren would have been classified as Aryan and Mr. Zimmerman as non-Aryan. Now it’s the other way round. Now that’s how liberals mark Progress!”

Composite, make believe woman for a composite, make believe President.

May I offer this edited introduction for any future revision to Obamas apocryphal autobiographical tome:

Genevulvia was lovely with her one breast larger than the other. But her long leg and short leg were slightly offputting. However the glasses she did and did not wear went perfectly with her blond, brown, short, long, red hair. And her beautiful lips could barely conceal her under/overbite and her perfect, slightly, crooked teeth.
She was definitely a thing or two of beauty to the imaginative, twice-smitten, young Indo-Hawaiian who could switch hit for either team. Indeed it was impossible not to lose oneself gazing into her dark brown, green, hazel, blue eyes and say with the most heartfelt of words, “I shall never forget y’all.”
Alas, how could such a romantic menage-a-twaddle that felt so right, go sarong?

I think that Moochelle is gonna need another multi million vacation and a whole new designer wardrobe after reading this stuff…and this is about a white chick, too
Hide the golf clubs or she’ll do an Elin Nordegren on the president

Julia was the “heroine” in Orwell’s 1984. Eventually she gave up her independent streak and returned to the protection of “Big Brother” The current Marxist administration is hiding NOTHING about their plans for AmeriKa.
Must we point out to the functional illiterates in the Obama Administration that 1984 was a critique of socialism, NOT an instruction manual.

1984 is an unbelievably powerful book. Because it accurately portrays the endpoint of totalitarianism. Where the Communists want to go. Where liberals want to go.
In “1984″ we see what human nature is, and we see why the founding fathers (who could have never foreseen that work) worked towards the end they did, because even though they couldn’t see the end of that road, they knew it went somewhere black.

When I read “1984″, I invariably think of this passage from Churchill’s speech:
Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this Island or lose the war. If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sunlit uplands. But if we fail, then the whole world, including the United States, including all that we have known and cared for, will sink into the abyss of a new Dark Age made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the lights of perverted science.

From “1984″: “…There will be no curiosity, no enjoyment of the process of life. All competing pleasures will be destroyed. But always — do not forget this, Winston — always there will be the intoxication of power, constantly increasing and constantly growing subtler. Always, at every moment, there will be the thrill of victory, the sensation of trampling on an enemy who is helpless. If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face — forever.”
Liberals cannot believe that humans, even without so called “root causes” to justify behavior, have this in them. They still believe there are ways to stamp out these characteristics of human nature.

Conservatives, and the founding fathers, understood that evil just exists, and we need to account for it. It is why the Constitution was constructed the way it is.

Where are Julia’s parents?
Where is Julia’s father?
Where is Julia’s husband?
Nowhere. They are irrelevant. Uncle Sucker will take care of her without those oppressively patriarchal entities.
See Julia.
Come. Come and see!
See Julia take.
Take, Julia, Take!

“”At 31 years old, Under President Obama, Julia decided to have a child.” Could this be more Obamunist cover for Obama’s pending bisexual outing? The welfare state subject Julia is deflowered by the feudal entitlement lord exercising his  Droit du seigneur?
If so, why didn’t Julia name her son “Trayvon instead of Zachary”?  Maybe they should reconsider the wording of that?

I would just like to point out that Obama’s vision for “Julia” is the same vision Democrats have had over decades for “Tanisha”. Look how well it’s worked out for her.

So in conclusion, let me just say,  Barack Hussein Obmama, Umm Ummmm Ummmmm!!!!!!

Barack Obama’s Hilarious “Re-Introduction” to the American People

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Barack Obama at the White House Press Correspondent’s Dinner in DC,

“My name is Barack Obama. My mother was born in Kansas. My father was born in Kenya. And I was born, of course, in Hawaii.”

Okay. Okay. I got this one. Joe Wilson step up here with me and say it out loud
You lie!

Barack Obama opened last night’s White House Correspondents Dinner – an annual hardy har fest with D.C. reporters and pop culture celebrities – with a pair of jokes and a wink about his supposed Hawaii birthplace.
He a reference to April 28 of last year, when the White House released to the press a copy of his purported long-form birth certificate, a move prompted in part by calls from Donald Trump to see evidence of Obama’s eligibility to be president.

“My fellow Americans, we gather during a historic anniversary,” Obama said. “Last year at this time, in fact on this very weekend, we finally delivered justice to one of the world’s most notorious individuals.”
Video screens in the room then flashed a photo of Trump.

Obama then explained he had been counseled by his advisors to take advantage of every opportunity to reintroduce himself to America.

“My name is Barack Obama. My mother was born in Kansas. My father was born in Kenya. And I was born, of course,” the sitting president said with a mischievous, knowing wink, “in Hawaii.”
Oddly enough, the first thing they ask you to do when you take the witness stand is to state your identity and where you came from.

Another introduction to you is not neccessy for the American people. We’ve had a 39 month long introduction to you. Unemployment is 10%, almost half of US households are on food stamps, residential real estate values are down by 30%, gasoline is $4 a gallon, the process of destroying the finest health care system ever known to mankind has begun, and Iran is within months of developing a nuclear weapon, religious institutions are under assault, you have nationalized American buisnesses, added trillions to the national debt, and you are exacerbating racial and class divisions. Yes, Osama, we have a *very* good idea who you are, thank you very much!

“My name is Barack Obama. My mother (who was a bohemian beatnik proto-hippie) born in Kansas. My father (who was a Marxist senior economist in the Kenyan Ministry of Finance ) was born in Kenya (as were most of your relatives,at least two of whom are currently living in the US in blatant violation of Federal law).And I was born, of course,” the sitting president said with a mischievous, knowing wink, “well,that’s a secret”

I think a much more appropriate introduction might have begun with words like these;
Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a man of wealth and taste
I’ve been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man’s soul and faith

HOO HOO (tip o’ the hat to Mick Jagger and the Stones Sympathy For The Devil)

Yeah, Obama, I remember how Hawaii’s new Governor Abercrombie promised, once in office, to go to the proper state bureaucracy and personally have them find your original birth certificate. Boy, that story died a sudden death and was never heard from again.

Why did Obama send his lawyer to Honolulu to courier the document back to the White House? I mean, there’s Federal Express! Hell, there’s even the USPS! How many dollars an hour do they charge?

But of course I lack the reptilian brain of a Chicago community organizer. Obama knows he can prove to a syncophantic media what he needs to prove if push ever comes to shove. Meanwhile, time for some head games. Such as sending his lawyers to ‘retrieve’ this imaginary long form original and then post a forgery?

Doubling down on his in-your-face illegitimacy…
Barry knows the posse is coming for him!

It is interesting to note that Obama had to produce the long form of birth certificate (which the press said didn’t exist) after Trump pressured him.
The joke is on the American people. While the smiling and winking Marxist makes jokes about his radical agenda and being born in Kenya, the elites and idiot celebrities in attendance laugh and congratulate themselves for being part of the “in” crowd. Meanwhile, Barry has destroyed the economy, given the Middle East to the Muslim Brotherhood, and generally been a disgraceful president while still managing to play 100+ rounds of golf.

Man oh Man these elitists. All of them, Republicans and Democrats alike. The country is falling apart while they stuff their fat faces with expensive food and booze. I hope the next POTUS boycotts this self-congratulatory and self-indulgent tradition that is an example everything about our political system that is corrupt and disgusting.

I did find it funny that even his writers thought to play with his birth. And his strategists probably thought that was good — if you joke about something, it shows that it’s not real. Not so fast. Why do people believe every joke Jon Stewart says is real? Why do people think that from Sarah Palin said that she could see Matruska dolls dancing and old men playing chess and drinking vodka from her porch? Because a SNL screenwriter put those words in Tina Fey’s mouth and it became reality for most people.
Obama is using ridicule to demonize and marginalize anyone who questions his legitimacy. That is the reason the term “birther” was coined, i.e., anyone who questions the authenticity of his birth certificate or Constitutionality to hold the office is a tin foil hat wearer who must be laughed at as some sort of lunatic. Freeze the target, polarize it, and then pour on the ridicule are tried and true tactics right out of Allinsky’s Rules For Radicals.

Obama also “insulted” Republicans for not passing any laws. (which of course translates as not expanding government control over Americans, and not spending our children into debtors prison)
But than it figures that a Fabian socialist, Marxist, crony capitalist fascist statist would think that remark is an insult.
Most law that the US Congress passes these days represents a loss of liberty.
I would judge the validity of future Congresses by the number of laws they REPEAL.

Socialists, Marxists, perverts, racists, abortionists, welfare parasites, pseudo intellectual misfits, tree huggers, anthropogenic Global Warming advocates, Hollywood weirdos, and other assorted seditionists were representative of many in this conglomerate of anti American misfits.

But Obama touched on serious themes as well, remembering The New York Times’ Anthony Shadid and Marie Colvin of the Sunday Times of London who died while covering the uprising in Syria.
“Never forget that our country depends on you to help protect our freedom, our democracy and our way of life,” Obama said.
Most presidents reserve that sort of statement for the U.S. Armed Forces. I guarantee you that Obama would not lavish such praise on a press that was hostile to him.

A Malignant Narcissist’s ‘humor’ is petty and vindictive. But of course his knee-padder presstitutes laugh their lefty butts off. If nothing else, at least Obama’s reign of evil has opened the eyes of at least some of the lagging holdouts who trusted the MSM. A small silver lining in a monster-sized dark cloud.

And with that I would conclude by saying, Barack Hussein Obama Umm Ummmm Ummmmm!!!!!

Obama Wags the (Hot) Dog

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I know that we can’t expect much from a media that serves as a lapdog for the president and his extreme ideology.

And speaking of dogs…

Thirty years ago Mitt Romney took a family vacation and put his dog in a crate on top of the car. Anyone who has seen a dog in the back of a pick-up truck or sticking their head out a car window wouldn’t think much of this because a.) dogs like the wind, and b.) it’s a dog.

But the media reaction to this story would lead you to believe Romney chained the dog to the bumper, dragging it to its death. Or beat it mercilessly. Or worse, feasted on it.

I mention that last one because that’s what a young Barack Obama did to dogs during his time in  Indonesia. Yes, our putatively All American president actually ate dog meat.

Now, a few of you utterly un-American types out there may not care that Obama ate dogs,  anymore than you care that he is also eating America’s lunch and that he also countenances infanticide.. much less chowing down on dog.  But neither does Obama given that he wrote openly about it in his book Dreams from My Father: A Story of Race and Inheritance. I know that former domestic terrorist Bill Ayers may have ghost written Chairman Obama’s books. But that doesn’t change anything. Even if Ayers did ghost write the book,   that doesn’t mean it wasn’t proofread by the future  usurper, nor does it mean that Ayers wasn’t given first hand accounts about Hussein’s life, this incident included.

 But the hypocrisy over the outrage of the Romney dog story necessitates looking into it.

The lapdog media immediately snapped to attention to protect their master. PolitiFact decided not to “fact check” it because it is, in fact, a fact,  but performed a hasty audible and placed it in “context.”  Buzzfeed, a new species of lapdog bred from the bowels of former Politico “journalists” took their offense/defense a step further. They regaled us with stories of worldwide dog eating practices,  along with graphic photos,  and equated it to the eating of chicken,  oh yeah,  eating chicken, complete with pictures of both President Obama and Mitt Romney eating chicken.

Obama profiles Americans the way anthropologists interact with supposedly primitive peoples.  Hence his unguarded analysis of the “bitter clingers” of flyover country,  his trenchant critique of their quaint primitivistic reliance upon the shibboleths of guns and religions.  Not withstanding that he is usually careful to reserve that particular type of class warfare opinion and observation and draw out the impressions of others; a modus operandi observed since his days at the Harvard Law Review, through his years as a community activist inChicago, and throughout his political career.   Liberal and /or cultural Marxist anthropologists often proceed from a position of resentment against the capitalist/industrial/technological/scientific method that charecterizes much of American Culture and prefer to, whenever possible;  identify with the cultures of the Third world. Dare I say that this defense from the lib media is a DOG whistle wink and nod shout out to his exotic counter cultural sensibilities?  Obama applies the tools of cultural manipulation out of resentment against theUnited States of America. The supposed president of theUnited States is Stanley Anne Dunham’s revenge against the America she despised.

It really isn’t unfair at all to bring Obama’s canine consumption to public attention. The president isn’t really one of us. He’s a dog-eater. He tells the story in his memoir to emphasize that viscerally, Obama identifies with theThird World of his upbringing more than with the Americaof his adulthood. BUT THIS IS THE UNITED STATES.  WE DON’T EAT DOGS HERE.  This is just another indication of his un-American sensibility and epistemology.  It is to our dismay to have a president who despises our country and his traditions.

When BHO is finally driven from office to await the ignominy that he so richly deserves,  I shall be deprived of the most fertile target rich environment that I could ever HOPED to have had to ridicule a politician.  Who else but the One could have given me an opportunity for bon mots such as these?  At this time I would like to express my appreciation to my friend and collaborator Rob from Chicago, trapped behind the lines in the greater Soviet of Cook County and Chicago Illinois for some of these following pearls of witticism.

When Obama first heard that Romney had driven with a dog on the roof of his car, he thought it was “Meals On Wheels.”

Obama goes to the Greyhound Race Track for fast food.

If I had a dog it would look like the dog Obama ate

If Moochelle says he had to take a bus from their South SAide Chicago neighborhood to find fresh tomatoes, how many do ya think he had to take to find the nearest dog butcher?

His new campaign slogan – a puppy in every pot

“Vote for me or I’ll eat this dog!”

Now for some Obama culinary delights:

 Beagles with cream cheese

Eggs Rover easy

Great Danishes

Pugs in a Blanket

Pup Tarts

Obama’s Indonesian cookbook: Dreams of My Fido.

Chicken Poodle Soup

Spaghetti and Mutt Balls

Puppy puffs

Puppy pot pie

Corgy Casserole

Cockapoo Stew

And my favorite:

Shih Tzu on a Shingle

Poodle Streudel anyone?

And for desert? Chocolate Lab.

 Now for the $64,000 question, what does Obama REALLY take home in the doggie bag?

And in conclusion let me just say, Barack Hussein Obama, Umm Ummmm Ummmmmm!!!

Secret Service hooker flap over $47 at Columbia Summit

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From the NY Post:  “A Secret Service agent shamed the United States after a wild night of babes and booze that ended in an argument with a Colombian hooker over as little as $47.

One of 11 elite agents assigned to ensure President Obama’s protection at a summit meeting in Cartagena, Colombia, was busted after his lady of the evening refused to leave his hotel room in the morning without her fee.

That woman was one of 11 hookers hired by the agents — and the only one who hadn’t left Cartagena’s swank Hotel Caribe, where White House staffers, members of the press and dignitaries are staying during the Summit of the Americas meeting, sources said.
“The scandal has made the United States the laughingstock of the important summit, as diplomats have been gossiping about hooker high jinx rather than focusing on Obama’s goals in the region.”

Which leads me to wonder, what goals in the region would this usurpatious marxist have?
To get more advice as to how to make the US a tin-horned despot’s lair, just like much of South America?

Now let me see if I can help the Obama Regime spin this, given the claims by the Obama Administration of a GOP war on women, the feminist’s claims of a need for Sandra Fluke Girls Gone Wild mountains of taxpayer funded contraceptives; maybe they could say the SS agents were engaged in a scientific experiment. They were just looking for new ways to make a female whore moan.

Too bad Bill Clinton isn’t still president, he would have liked that trip very much.

Hey have you heard? The GSA is having their next conference in Columbia.
Part of the problem was that the agent in question thought the beautiful supermodel type hanging around the pool and hotel bar fell for him. In expensive hotels don’t walk around with signs saying “puta.”. They don’t say, in the bar or at the pool, “I’m a whore, and I want $50 for an hour.” Not the high class ones. So my guess is that the agent actually took offense at being asked for money, and tried to throw her out. But it was her home court, not his. And I’ll be he had paid her a thousand dollars, not stiffed her for $47

But when you see a dozen girls who look like the finalists of the Miss Colombia Pageant sashaying around the pool in bikinis, and meet them later at the hotel bar in slinky mini-dresses, rational thought goes out the window. This sorry episode only proves an old adage. Two organs in a man’s body require large quantites of blood to operate properly, one between the shoulders, the other between the legs. Many men do not have sufficient blood to operate both simultaneously, so when one starts operating, the other must necessarily shut down.

So he actually believed that the gorgeous “supermodel” type gal hanging around the hotel bar and pool just fell in love with him.

And he was shocked to discover she wanted money!

Didn’t she realize they work for a commie and she was expected to share the wealth.

Apparently, this agent wasn’t “too big to fail.”

Remember you don’t pay a hooker for sex, you pay her to leave!

So they wouldn’t pay $47 for “services rendered”, huh? I guess it’s safe to say that these SS “men” were liberals because, 1) they solicited prostitutes, and 2) they are never willing to pay for things with their own money.

He should’a asked Obama for a bailout from his stash.

I’ll bet the other ten (who did not cause a scene) would like to choke the guy who refused to pay the “nice girl” her $50 after their “consensual affair” (he thought).

All this SS partying reminds me of another group of Obama Administration partiers BHO very own White House hold. I ask you to recall that Michelle Obama listed daughters Malia and Sasha as “senior staffers” to justify her $432,142 getaway to Africa in Oct of 2012. I just want to know if Sasha and Malia obeyed the Buffet rule and paid a higher income tax rate than their secretaries did.

There are those who are saying that this incident presages a general collapse of morale in the SS. Now whatever could cause such a breakdown in morale and a lack of discipline among the President’s highly trained and elite Secret Service personnel? Could they be perturbed about having to protect a man who according to the Constitution and the best available evidence, is not legally qualified to be POTUS; a man who many Americans view as a usurper, and whose Marxist policies to transform America are loathed? Does the idea of his forged birth certificate, now all but scientifically proven by the Sheriff of Maricopa County Arizona’s “Cold Case Team”, and not disputed in a New Jersey court room this week by the President’s own defense attorneys, possibly have anything to do with this breakdown of morale in the Secret Service? One can only wonder if this,.. and other possible un-Constitutional acts committed by President Obama are starting to catch up with him, and are having a cumulative effect on the morale of the Secret Service agents who are charged with protecting him and be required tooffer their lives in his defense.

If either of these questions seems too difficult, ask yourself, which groups have been subject to the most thorough vetting? The Secret Service, whose vetting is surely the epitome of thoroughness, or the usurper in chief, who is concealing EVERYTHING in his background that indicates who he really is and his lack of constitutional eligibility as president?

Maybe Obama is looking for a way to get rid of the Secret Service and get himself some of those Fruit Of Islam bodyguards from Calypso Louie Farrakhan’s Nation Of Islam…

Finally. An Obama scandal where it’s appropriate to blame it on “Bush.”

So in conclusion just let me say Barack Hussein Obama Umm Ummmm Ummmm!!!.