I’m No PETA Fan, But This Time They’re Right. Hey, Obama, Shelter Dogs Need Homes!

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The Obamas have a new puppy, and once again, they chose to turn their backs on the millions of shelter dogs who need homes. From The Washington Examiner:

“The president seems to be in the doghouse again,” People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals President Ingrid Newkirk told Radaronline. “Just one day after The Washington Post revealed that the dog and cat overpopulation crisis is so severe that the Washington Humane Society is stacking cats in cages in the hallways and cramming too many dogs into kennel runs, the Obama family apparently failed to listen to the plea of ‘adopt, don’t buy’ that greeted the arrival of the First Dog, Bo, and acquired Sunny, the Second Dog, from a breeder, which is the animal-protection world equivalent of kicking a hobo.”

Sunny is 14 months old and was born in Michigan. The Obamas said that allergies of Sasha and Malia are the reason they went with the same breed.

But Newkirk threw water on the myth that shelter dogs are worse for humans who are susceptible to allergies.

But Newkirk threw water on the myth that shelter dogs are worse for humans who are susceptible to allergies.

“There they are, sitting homeless on Petfinder.com: every breed and mix of non-shedding dog, from poodles to water spaniels. Every one of these cast-offs would have loved to curl up under the desk in the Oval Office,” the statement to Radaronline said.

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I’m sure glad that my Mommy is a conservative who believes in pet adoption, not a phony liberal hypocrite.

It’s so typical of these liberal hypocrite phonies, who bloviate endlessly about their concern for the downtrodden, but when it counts and they have a chance to help someone in needs, they look away. If you’re a crony contributor, Barack Obama is there for you. If you’re an unborn child or a shelter dog, Mr. Compassion votes present.

Enough is Enough

Little Kim

Little Kim

With all the hand wringing on whether or not Kim Jung Un is capable of nuclear war, whether or not he has ‘married’ nuclear devises to missiles, what should be done about it… Blah, blah, Blahblahblah blah.

Let’s trick the lad. Let’s Surrender. That’s right, surrender. All it would take is an Executive Order.

Obama needs to show the world we are no longer the ‘bully’ of the world, forcing little countries to starve or convert to capitalism. America needs to come down a notch. Just surrender. Let Little Kim take over and solve our unemployment problem with work gangs and gulags! Think how quickly the illegal aliens would flee once the occupiers landed!

The first problem Little Kim could solve is the monetary crisis. As Victor, he would be obliged to rebuild our nation! Free homes for everyone! Free medicine! A state run media! Mandatory education for all!

Just think of the 99% election turnouts! We would never have to debate gun control legislation! PETA would never have to worry about stray cats and dogs ever again! The environmentalists would be so pleased to see everyone become vegans and eating grass seed.

While we are at it, we might as well surrender to the Taliban, too. Think of the cool houses of worship we could build.

What would be the difference from what we have now? At least we avoid nuclear war.

It’s Me, Associate Producer Dana, Here to Say “Stupid PETA! I So Hate Them!”

My mommy told me about this story about PETA killing dogs,Dana copy and I was so upset that I didn’t even want a MilkBone. Well, almost. Anyway, I used to think PETA cared about us animals. Then I grew up. Sort of like my daddy, who actually voted for some really stupid, incompetent guy named Jimmy Carter, who I think was pretending to be president of the United States or something  back in the olden days. My mommy makes fun of my daddy for that vote, and he knows he deserves it, so he laughs when she does it. I can’t laugh, though, about what PETA has been up to while pretending to care about us.

My brother and I are both former shelter dogs  I thank God that we didn’t end up in the “compassionate” hands of PETA! Yikes, the only thing worse would have been to end up on Barry Soetoro’s dinner plate!

My mommy has a fur coat, by the way, which in PETA’s eyes makes her an evil, uncaring human, demonstrating once again, that liberals are stupid hypocrites.

Oh, Quitcher Blubbering

The word for today is schadenfreude. It’s a delightful word. Let me explain how it is used properly.

Take this news story, for instance.

MALIBU, Calif. (AP) — A dead whale rotting near the Malibu homes of Barbra Streisand, Bob Dylan and other celebrities is causing a gigantic cleanup problem as authorities try to decide who’s responsible for getting rid of it.

Stop laughing. How would you like to live next to  that stinking rotting corpse and Rosie O’ Donuts too?

I’m sure PETA would know what to do. Think of all the snail darters that could feast off this massive carcass. Where is the EPA? They should be demanding that it stay on the beach. It could feed the flying rats for months!

Far be it for me to expect these liberal types to figure out what to do. They’ll need a committee with a blue ribbon panel to ‘study’ the problem. That will mean money from the U.S. Government.

Maybe Babs could just sing to it. Then it will want to go away.

I could tell them what not to do.

“Never let a crisis go to waste.”