From the NY Post: “A Secret Service agent shamed the United States after a wild night of babes and booze that ended in an argument with a Colombian hooker over as little as $47.
One of 11 elite agents assigned to ensure President Obama’s protection at a summit meeting in Cartagena, Colombia, was busted after his lady of the evening refused to leave his hotel room in the morning without her fee.
That woman was one of 11 hookers hired by the agents — and the only one who hadn’t left Cartagena’s swank Hotel Caribe, where White House staffers, members of the press and dignitaries are staying during the Summit of the Americas meeting, sources said.
“The scandal has made the United States the laughingstock of the important summit, as diplomats have been gossiping about hooker high jinx rather than focusing on Obama’s goals in the region.”
Which leads me to wonder, what goals in the region would this usurpatious marxist have?
To get more advice as to how to make the US a tin-horned despot’s lair, just like much of South America?
Now let me see if I can help the Obama Regime spin this, given the claims by the Obama Administration of a GOP war on women, the feminist’s claims of a need for Sandra Fluke Girls Gone Wild mountains of taxpayer funded contraceptives; maybe they could say the SS agents were engaged in a scientific experiment. They were just looking for new ways to make a female whore moan.
Too bad Bill Clinton isn’t still president, he would have liked that trip very much.
Hey have you heard? The GSA is having their next conference in Columbia.
Part of the problem was that the agent in question thought the beautiful supermodel type hanging around the pool and hotel bar fell for him. In expensive hotels don’t walk around with signs saying “puta.”. They don’t say, in the bar or at the pool, “I’m a whore, and I want $50 for an hour.” Not the high class ones. So my guess is that the agent actually took offense at being asked for money, and tried to throw her out. But it was her home court, not his. And I’ll be he had paid her a thousand dollars, not stiffed her for $47
But when you see a dozen girls who look like the finalists of the Miss Colombia Pageant sashaying around the pool in bikinis, and meet them later at the hotel bar in slinky mini-dresses, rational thought goes out the window. This sorry episode only proves an old adage. Two organs in a man’s body require large quantites of blood to operate properly, one between the shoulders, the other between the legs. Many men do not have sufficient blood to operate both simultaneously, so when one starts operating, the other must necessarily shut down.
So he actually believed that the gorgeous “supermodel” type gal hanging around the hotel bar and pool just fell in love with him.
And he was shocked to discover she wanted money!
Didn’t she realize they work for a commie and she was expected to share the wealth.
Apparently, this agent wasn’t “too big to fail.”
Remember you don’t pay a hooker for sex, you pay her to leave!
So they wouldn’t pay $47 for “services rendered”, huh? I guess it’s safe to say that these SS “men” were liberals because, 1) they solicited prostitutes, and 2) they are never willing to pay for things with their own money.
He should’a asked Obama for a bailout from his stash.
I’ll bet the other ten (who did not cause a scene) would like to choke the guy who refused to pay the “nice girl” her $50 after their “consensual affair” (he thought).
All this SS partying reminds me of another group of Obama Administration partiers BHO very own White House hold. I ask you to recall that Michelle Obama listed daughters Malia and Sasha as “senior staffers” to justify her $432,142 getaway to Africa in Oct of 2012. I just want to know if Sasha and Malia obeyed the Buffet rule and paid a higher income tax rate than their secretaries did.
There are those who are saying that this incident presages a general collapse of morale in the SS. Now whatever could cause such a breakdown in morale and a lack of discipline among the President’s highly trained and elite Secret Service personnel? Could they be perturbed about having to protect a man who according to the Constitution and the best available evidence, is not legally qualified to be POTUS; a man who many Americans view as a usurper, and whose Marxist policies to transform America are loathed? Does the idea of his forged birth certificate, now all but scientifically proven by the Sheriff of Maricopa County Arizona’s “Cold Case Team”, and not disputed in a New Jersey court room this week by the President’s own defense attorneys, possibly have anything to do with this breakdown of morale in the Secret Service? One can only wonder if this,.. and other possible un-Constitutional acts committed by President Obama are starting to catch up with him, and are having a cumulative effect on the morale of the Secret Service agents who are charged with protecting him and be required tooffer their lives in his defense.
If either of these questions seems too difficult, ask yourself, which groups have been subject to the most thorough vetting? The Secret Service, whose vetting is surely the epitome of thoroughness, or the usurper in chief, who is concealing EVERYTHING in his background that indicates who he really is and his lack of constitutional eligibility as president?
Maybe Obama is looking for a way to get rid of the Secret Service and get himself some of those Fruit Of Islam bodyguards from Calypso Louie Farrakhan’s Nation Of Islam…
Finally. An Obama scandal where it’s appropriate to blame it on “Bush.”
So in conclusion just let me say Barack Hussein Obama Umm Ummmm Ummmm!!!.