Not that Beast, she’s still in the White House getting ready for a cheap spring break vacation to Monaco or somewhere.
Just when you think you can’t afford it, your car breaks down. It’s the sequester’s fault.
President Obama is on his way to Israel for a state visit. His limo, the Beast, made the trip with him. Apparently it just broke down because it was filled with diesel instead of gas. Whoops.
The President was not in the limo when it broke down and a new one is now being brought in from Jordan.
Who knew the Man that Walks on Water™ needed a car? Or that car couldn’t run on unicorn gas and Skittles? Oh well, it’s a good thing there was another already in Jordan. That won’t cost us too much. It’s nothing compared to the school children traipsing through the White House.
Personally, I blame Bush.
The GM Duramax diesel engine powering Cadillac One presents some very interesting alternative fuel possibilities to President Obama.
… which begs the question: Will Barack Obama’s Cadillac One run on bio-diesel?