During last night’s CNN GOP debate, in a bizarre attempt to lighten things up or be hip enough for the kids, or God knows what, anchor/possible Tourette’s sufferer John King chose to bracket each segment with disconcerting questions like “Coke or Pepsi?” and “Leno or Conan?” We just discovered the list of choices that CNN producers rejected, and present them here for your consideration (and, I hope, amusement):
Elisabeth Hasselbeck or Meghan McCain?
Casey Anthony or O.J.?
Tiger Woods or Anthony Weiner?
Michelle Obama or Tyler Perry?
Cher or Madonna? (or you if want to choose both, Lady Gaga)
Barack Obama’s birth certificate or the alien autopsy?
Charlie Sheen or Eliot Spitzer?
Barack Obama Speech or Poke in Eye with Sharp Stick?
And of course: