All Reagan all the Time!

Today I heard Rush Limbaugh touting email addresses with the protocol “reagan.com.” For only $40.00 per year, you can have your very own Reagan email address. Whoop-de-doo! I can’t wait to be producerthomas@reagan.com!!! What? Already taken? Stupid Sassy.

My disappointment notwithstanding, I thought of some other protocols that might be popular with certain segments of the population. Coincidentally, they’re all named after liberals. So. here goes, the address protocols and their corresponding target audience:

durbin.com—————————-abortionists
biden.com——————————blithering idiots
pelosi.com—————————–victims of medical malpractice in cosmetology
sharpton.com————————-illiterates
gore.com——————————-polar bears
olbermann.com———————-chronic masturbators
cspancaller.com———————-people being kept alive by machines
mikemadigan.com——————-third world dictators
obama.com—————————-non-citizens
washingtondcpresscorps.com—Kool-aid drinkers
blago.com——————————barterers

I’m sure there’re more, but for now, even at $20 bucks apiece, I’m rich; that is, if I can get the government to subsidize the payments…

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