NSFW-Medicare is Unsustainable, and Social Security Will Soon Be Insolvent. Possible Solution: At Least for Hot Seniors.

From the Smoking Gun, “Police Sting Nets “Cougar,” 71, On Prostitution Rap:”

prostitution, senior citizens, Medicare, Social Security

Grandma, is that you?

In the January 25 backpage.com ad that caught the eye of investigators, Liebhart/“Lola” is described as a “perfect pleasure” who is “delicious, delectable, delightful.” The ad–titled “Older is Better”–noted that the septuagenarian hooker would only be in Glastonbury for three days.

A January 12 backpage.com ad listed “Lola”’s age as 60, noting that she is “well preserved” and “All natural.” The ad included a phone number along with the notice that “Lola” did not accept texts or e-mails, and did not book appointments after 8 PM.

In another online listing, Liebhart describes herself as a “truly mature escort with over 25 years experience in delivering a symphony of luxury and sensual delight to discriminating professional gentlemen both younger and older who can afford the best and who prefer their women a bit older but a lot better.” Prospective customers are advised to “savor the charms of maturity and submit yourself to sensuous abandon in the arms of a genuine Cougar.

I’ll bet she’s a riot in the TV room back at the retirement community.

I hope she doesn’t have any grandchildren, and if so, none of them accidentally decides to hire “Lola,” only to show up in some seedy motel to find Grandma.

I smell a “Pretty Woman” update.

The Teri O'Brien Show

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